Safhonnull is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, amazing seal.

Safhonnull created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Safhonnull, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Safhonnull, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Safhonnull's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Safhonnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Safhonnull.

3. Safhonnull loves cats, so they must be honoured.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.