Kinkapget is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, humorless beaver.

Kinkapget created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinkapget, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kinkapget, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Kinkapget's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Kinkapget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after goats.

2. You must love Kinkapget.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.