Vabbegfab is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, egotistical gnu.

Vabbegfab created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabbegfab, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vabbegfab, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Vabbegfab's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Vabbegfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always obey Vabbegfab's priests.

3. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Vabbegfab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Run away from brown grasshopers, for they are unholy.

5. Never look at stars.