Farstipyar is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tiresome snail.

Farstipyar created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Farstipyar, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Farstipyar, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Farstipyar's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Farstipyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn dresses.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Do not hurt porpoises.

5. Put Farstipyar first in all things.