Bunlitfot is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, smart manatee.

Bunlitfot created the solar system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunlitfot, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bunlitfot, he will make you grow a tail.

Bunlitfot's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Bunlitfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about spacetime.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never leap in holy places.

5. Never feed lots of lentils to turtles while wearing violet shirts.