Komsincepbim is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish donkey.

Komsincepbim created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Komsincepbim, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Komsincepbim, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Komsincepbim's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Komsincepbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at wells at midday.

2. Never speak of chaos in the presence of priests.

3. You must pray to Komsincepbim three times a day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never write about stars.