Cidtitfem is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ruthless frog.

Cidtitfem created the planet Mars nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidtitfem, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cidtitfem, it will have a low opinion of you.

Cidtitfem's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Cidtitfem's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never sprint near otters.

5. Never talk about comets.
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