Higgidrut is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awesome fox.

Higgidrut created dark matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higgidrut, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Higgidrut, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Higgidrut's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Higgidrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain prostrate at midnight.

2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Higgidrut in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never wear black trousers.

4. You must love Higgidrut.

5. Do not sprint at rivers.