Jinkardun is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-knowing cow.

Jinkardun created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinkardun, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jinkardun, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Jinkardun's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Jinkardun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

2. Never speak aloud of numbers.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not eat cucumbers.

5. Do not wear tights marked with orange.