Nutlenbud is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, humorless dove.

Nutlenbud created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutlenbud, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nutlenbud, she will send minions to preach to you.

Nutlenbud's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Nutlenbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sheep.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Never talk about gravity near badgers while wearing magenta shirts.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Run away if eight geese approach from the east.