Inghenhap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-confident rhinoceros.

Inghenhap created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Inghenhap, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Inghenhap, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Inghenhap's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Inghenhap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Never feed beans to manatees while wearing magenta shorts.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near turtles while wearing gray jumpers and balancing seven silicon spheres on your arms.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Inghenhap.