Dambassgar is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthoughtful centipede.

Dambassgar created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dambassgar, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dambassgar, it will destroy your home planet.

Dambassgar's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Dambassgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather three mites near wells.

2. Do not fashion tools from aluminium.

3. Dambassgar loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

4. Remain bowed during prayer.

5. Never look at nebulae.