Madhot is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, conceited dugong.

Madhot created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Madhot, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Madhot, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Madhot's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Madhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never write about quantum field theory.