Kimnullkamstikwikjon is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, fussy dragon.

Kimnullkamstikwikjon created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Kimnullkamstikwikjon, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kimnullkamstikwikjon, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Kimnullkamstikwikjon's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Kimnullkamstikwikjon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Hide if seven cats approach from the south.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Pray towards the west.