Misnibstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, cheerful owl.

Misnibstaf created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Misnibstaf, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Misnibstaf, it will make you grow a tail.

Misnibstaf's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Misnibstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about photosynthesis.

2. You must love Misnibstaf.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Misnibstaf.

5. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.