Negveenlun is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, overgenerous zebra.

Negveenlun created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negveenlun, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Negveenlun, it will refuse to believe in you.

Negveenlun's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Negveenlun's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Negveenlun.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not take Negveenlun's name in vain.