Bepponlad is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, narcissistic meerkat.

Bepponlad created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Bepponlad, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bepponlad, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bepponlad's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Bepponlad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt cats.

2. Always help sick frogs.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not take Bepponlad's name in vain.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.