Disspadyakflab Tailtam is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, flying butterfly.

Disspadyakflab Tailtam created silver seven million years ago.

If you believe in Disspadyakflab Tailtam, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Disspadyakflab Tailtam, she will make you grow a tail.

Disspadyakflab Tailtam's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Disspadyakflab Tailtam's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Disspadyakflab Tailtam's priests.

2. Always look after injured seals.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near mites while wearing black jumpers.

5. Never talk about rats.