Rillmilhak is a god.
It takes the form of a small, merciful
zebra.
Rillmilhak created Europe eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rillmilhak, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Rillmilhak, it will attempt to scare you with hail.
Rillmilhak's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Rillmilhak's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Never wear skirts.
3. Rillmilhak loves ants, so they must be respected.
4. Feed all hungry swans.
5. Never paint your head gray.