Rillmilhak is a god.

It takes the form of a small, merciful zebra.

Rillmilhak created Europe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillmilhak, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rillmilhak, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rillmilhak's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Rillmilhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Rillmilhak loves ants, so they must be respected.

4. Feed all hungry swans.

5. Never paint your head gray.