Gomsadrathinraportjatnutt is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, merciful eagle.

Gomsadrathinraportjatnutt created the universe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomsadrathinraportjatnutt, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gomsadrathinraportjatnutt, she will refuse to believe in you.

Gomsadrathinraportjatnutt's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Gomsadrathinraportjatnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Gomsadrathinraportjatnutt in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Gomsadrathinraportjatnutt in the centre of the settlement.