Gunfarteenjamrultomtamdab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humorless cobra.

Gunfarteenjamrultomtamdab created an electron nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunfarteenjamrultomtamdab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gunfarteenjamrultomtamdab, she will turn you into a sheep.

Gunfarteenjamrultomtamdab's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Gunfarteenjamrultomtamdab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.