Nibfadkom is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, flying cat.

Nibfadkom created matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibfadkom, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nibfadkom, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Nibfadkom's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Nibfadkom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt seals.

2. Always wear plain scarves during rituals.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not contemplate quantum field theory during the night.