Nulpadbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, selfish dryad.

Nulpadbonk created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nulpadbonk, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nulpadbonk, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nulpadbonk's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Nulpadbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop at forests.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.