Flyokyam is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, uncaring hare.

Flyokyam created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Flyokyam, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flyokyam, she will come to you in dreams.

Flyokyam's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Flyokyam's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.