Bagponbep is a god.

He takes the form of a small, fussy chinchilla.

Bagponbep created an up quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagponbep, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bagponbep, he will destroy your favourite star.

Bagponbep's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Bagponbep's Holy Commandments

1. Bagponbep loves eagles, so they must be respected.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching silicon.

3. Never sprint near squirrels.

4. Do not run at crossroads.

5. Do not eat grapes.