Ontpidomin is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, compassionate dragonfly.

Ontpidomin created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ontpidomin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ontpidomin, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Ontpidomin's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Ontpidomin's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat grapes.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Worship no other gods but Ontpidomin.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Ontpidomin in the centre of the settlement.