Didlibbimgen is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, caring crocodile.

Didlibbimgen created a Higgs boson nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Didlibbimgen, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Didlibbimgen, she will be mildly annoyed.

Didlibbimgen's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Didlibbimgen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume gooseberries at dawn.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Didlibbimgen on top of all buildings.

3. Never mention swans.

4. Never speak aloud of signs.

5. Never speak at midnight.