Negbapbom is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, boastful crocodile.

Negbapbom created the cosmos two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negbapbom, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Negbapbom, it will turn you into a slug.

Negbapbom's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Negbapbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest blue.

2. Always wear black.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. You must pray to Negbapbom seven times a day.