Negbapbom is a god.
It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, boastful
crocodile.
Negbapbom created the cosmos two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Negbapbom, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Negbapbom, it will turn you into a slug.
Negbapbom's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.
Negbapbom's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your chest blue.
2. Always wear black.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Never go into gray rooms.
5. You must pray to Negbapbom seven times a day.