Volranzagstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, egotistical warg.

Volranzagstrag created Africa eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Volranzagstrag, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Volranzagstrag, she will curse you with boils.

Volranzagstrag's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Volranzagstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Volranzagstrag must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about sheep.

4. Never think about special relativity near otters while wearing white rings and balancing seven copper spheres on your face.

5. Run away from fawn bats, for they are unholy.