Nurlzodgov is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, two-faced crab.

Nurlzodgov created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlzodgov, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nurlzodgov, it will send you a sign.

Nurlzodgov's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Nurlzodgov's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all visions.

2. Never handle copper while unclean.

3. Never paint your hands cyan.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

5. Always act with purity.