Zoddid is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, effective warg.

Zoddid created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zoddid, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zoddid, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Zoddid's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Zoddid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill voles.

2. Never sit in the presence of otters.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Zoddid in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not stand on grass.