Gadhad is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, self-confident tapir.

Gadhad created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadhad, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gadhad, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gadhad's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Gadhad's Holy Commandments

1. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Respect your elders.