Flowankab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, narcissistic wyrm.

Flowankab created an up quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowankab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flowankab, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Flowankab's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Flowankab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven snakes approach from the north.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never hurt turtles.

4. Do not travel during summer.

5. Never adorn your arms with black markings.