Fubflytip is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omniscient scorpion.

Fubflytip created a down quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fubflytip, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fubflytip, she will manifest in front of you.

Fubflytip's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Fubflytip's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured badgers.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near pigs while wearing indigo skirts and balancing seven zinc spheres on your neck.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. You must love Fubflytip.