Tomtailsab is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, intelligent porpoise.

Tomtailsab created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomtailsab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tomtailsab, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tomtailsab's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Tomtailsab's Holy Commandments

1. Geese are not to be trusted.

2. Never mix oranges with blood.

3. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not place wheat upon stone.