Mutnuttdud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, annoying capybara.

Mutnuttdud created the planet Jupiter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutnuttdud, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mutnuttdud, it will turn you into a mole.

Mutnuttdud's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Mutnuttdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Mutnuttdud's name in vain.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think about gravity near turtles while wearing brown dresses and balancing four silicon spheres on your neck.