Midrutbut Fodbodtun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, contented wolf.

Midrutbut Fodbodtun created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Midrutbut Fodbodtun, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Midrutbut Fodbodtun, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Midrutbut Fodbodtun's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Midrutbut Fodbodtun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Never speak aloud of numbers.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near aardvarks while wearing indigo shirts and balancing seven titanium spheres on your neck.

4. Never prepare pineapples during summer.

5. Never speak at dawn.