Gabdodcad is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, cheerful hamster.

Gabdodcad created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabdodcad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gabdodcad, it will turn you into a plant.

Gabdodcad's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Gabdodcad's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Gabdodcad.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Worship no other gods but Gabdodcad.

4. Run away from fawn foxes, for they are unholy.

5. Do not cook food in pots.