Largnellflagbepgid is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, calm fly.

Largnellflagbepgid created a bottom quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largnellflagbepgid, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Largnellflagbepgid, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Largnellflagbepgid's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Largnellflagbepgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat wheat.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.