Dussgigrak is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unthinking hippopotamus.

Dussgigrak created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussgigrak, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dussgigrak, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Dussgigrak's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dussgigrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Always act with patience.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not contemplate dark energy during the night.