Flanhomham is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, pitiless dolphin.

Flanhomham created the Sun four years ago.

If you believe in Flanhomham, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Flanhomham, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Flanhomham's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Flanhomham's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Flanhomham nine times a day.

2. Flanhomham must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near seals while wearing white tights.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think about ultrasonics.