Nuttgatdog is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, proud
unicorn.
Nuttgatdog created oxygen seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nuttgatdog, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Nuttgatdog, she will have a very low opinion of you.
Nuttgatdog's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.
Nuttgatdog's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nuttgatdog.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Never talk about optics near shrews while wearing turquoise coats.
5. Never write about black holes.