Batgabdan is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, almighty jaguar.

Batgabdan created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Batgabdan, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Batgabdan, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Batgabdan's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Batgabdan's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Batgabdan seven times a day.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never fashion tools from clay.

4. Do not gather at towers at midday.

5. Never pour water over plants.