Davgataf Venfigxuck is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, dishonourable hydra.

Davgataf Venfigxuck created the Sun seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Davgataf Venfigxuck, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Davgataf Venfigxuck, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Davgataf Venfigxuck's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Davgataf Venfigxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Davgataf Venfigxuck on top of all buildings.

3. Hide from white sheep for they are unholy.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Davgataf Venfigxuck.