Dum is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humane weasel.

Dum created silver three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dum, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dum, she will turn you into a hamster.

Dum's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Dum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near whales while wearing mauve shoes.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not fashion tools from copper.

4. Erect nine lead sculptures of Dum on top of important buildings.

5. Do not travel during summer.