Wothapxem is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonourable duck.

Wothapxem created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wothapxem, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wothapxem, it will send minions to preach to you.

Wothapxem's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Wothapxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear ear rings marked with purple.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never allow snails to witness sacred rites.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.