Madlibtap is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unsympathetic pig.

Madlibtap created the Cigar Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Madlibtap, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Madlibtap, he will turn you into a sheep.

Madlibtap's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Madlibtap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about enzymes.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not keep four ducks in a large pit.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.