Siddusspod is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, witless bat.

Siddusspod created a quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Siddusspod, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Siddusspod, he will be mildly annoyed.

Siddusspod's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Siddusspod's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never feed lots of limes to sharks while wearing blue boots.

3. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.