Dagbiddam is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ruthless toad.

Dagbiddam created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Dagbiddam, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dagbiddam, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Dagbiddam's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Dagbiddam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory.

3. Erect six titanium sculptures of Dagbiddam on top of important buildings.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.