Flapbenhab is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unselfish ant.

Flapbenhab created tapeworms eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapbenhab, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flapbenhab, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Flapbenhab's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Flapbenhab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always help monkeys in need.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.