Yamdudsom is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, vain chicken.

Yamdudsom created Asia four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamdudsom, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yamdudsom, she will turn you into a sheep.

Yamdudsom's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Yamdudsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face orange.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not speak about grapes.