Likfigrull is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud snake.

Likfigrull created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Likfigrull, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Likfigrull, he will boil you in a big pot.

Likfigrull's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Likfigrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt badgers.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Never write about fluid mechanics.