Fadpitnel is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, generous wyrm.

Fadpitnel created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadpitnel, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fadpitnel, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Fadpitnel's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Fadpitnel's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fadpitnel.