Cabnutzan is a god.

He takes the form of a small, ruthless camel.

Cabnutzan created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabnutzan, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cabnutzan, he will destroy your home planet.

Cabnutzan's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Cabnutzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention great tits.

2. Never feed carrots to goats while wearing indigo coats.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never look at stars.