Gepjapbun is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, sapient crane.

Gepjapbun created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepjapbun, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gepjapbun, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gepjapbun's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Gepjapbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not make images of living things.