Citbugnab Somhoggum is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, idiotic butterfly.

Citbugnab Somhoggum created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citbugnab Somhoggum, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Citbugnab Somhoggum, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Citbugnab Somhoggum's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Citbugnab Somhoggum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.