Jatrilwat is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unsympathetic tapir.

Jatrilwat created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatrilwat, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jatrilwat, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jatrilwat's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Jatrilwat's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always help otters in need.