Fonhomnib Rulhenkad is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, happy hippopotamus.

Fonhomnib Rulhenkad created a strange quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonhomnib Rulhenkad, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fonhomnib Rulhenkad, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fonhomnib Rulhenkad's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fonhomnib Rulhenkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near foxes while wearing cyan coats and balancing three lead spheres on your chest.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Do not wear white clothing.