Fosscimfit is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, strong
manatee.
Fosscimfit created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fosscimfit, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Fosscimfit, it will turn you into a blue tit.
Fosscimfit's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.
Fosscimfit's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. You must never eat onions.
3. Do not wear gray clothing.
4. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Fosscimfit in the centre of the settlement.
5. Do not hurt geese.