Lipappnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, strong giraffe.

Lipappnutt created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Lipappnutt, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lipappnutt, it will jump up and down on your head.

Lipappnutt's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Lipappnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

5. Do not sing in public.