Cettitpang is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, pitiless chicken.

Cettitpang created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Cettitpang, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cettitpang, she will think nothing of it.

Cettitpang's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Cettitpang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always help sick hamsters.

4. Erect eight tin sculptures of Cettitpang on top of important buildings.

5. Pray towards the south.