Zimgupvonjabdibmithak Ominwatnart Flagfodpid
is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, self-assured
spider
.
Zimgupvonjabdibmithak Ominwatnart Flagfodpid
created dark energy nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Zimgupvonjabdibmithak Ominwatnart Flagfodpid
, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Zimgupvonjabdibmithak Ominwatnart Flagfodpid
, it will think nothing of it.
Zimgupvonjabdibmithak Ominwatnart Flagfodpid's
most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Zimgupvonjabdibmithak Ominwatnart Flagfodpid's Holy Commandments
1. Respect your elders.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Never look at comets.
4. Never write about black holes.
5. Do not listen to music.
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