Zimgupvonjabdibmithak Ominwatnart Flagfodpid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, self-assured spider.

Zimgupvonjabdibmithak Ominwatnart Flagfodpid created dark energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimgupvonjabdibmithak Ominwatnart Flagfodpid, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zimgupvonjabdibmithak Ominwatnart Flagfodpid, it will think nothing of it.

Zimgupvonjabdibmithak Ominwatnart Flagfodpid's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Zimgupvonjabdibmithak Ominwatnart Flagfodpid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Do not listen to music.