Tomingdag is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, smart armadillo.

Tomingdag created life two million years ago.

If you believe in Tomingdag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tomingdag, it will not care.

Tomingdag's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Tomingdag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

2. Do not eat wheat.

3. Always treat great tits with great respect.

4. You must love Tomingdag.

5. Never run in the presence of doves.