Jinlooppan is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair crocodile.

Jinlooppan created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinlooppan, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jinlooppan, he will destroy your home planet.

Jinlooppan's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Jinlooppan's Holy Commandments

1. Jinlooppan must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Erect five iron sculptures of Jinlooppan on top of important buildings.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Run away if four badgers approach from the south.